Thank you for your interest in the Donor Egg IVF Treatment Package. This package has been specially designed for those women who find themselves unable to conceive their own biological children. We realize that some of our patients may have endured years of pain and failed IVF attempts, and we want to ensure you are given a final kick, while you’re down. Our treatment includes some of the most negative attitudes and moods you will experience during your cycle. We will ensure you feel like you are the most unimportant person at the clinic…after all the needs of our patients come last.
Although our staff will have nothing to do with any of the logistics with respect to finding a donor and completing the psych counselling and legal paperwork, we will act as if we have done all the work for you, and will act annoyed when you ask any questions with respect to how things are progressing. We will turn a blind eye to the amount of commitment, both financially and emotionally you have invested into this one attempt, and will ensure you are kept in the dark.
With fresh feelings of grief and loss, you can rest assured our staff will make you feel like you don’t exist and that this treatment is a burden for all of us. We know you will be delighted with this Package that the staff here at the clinic have designed especially for you. We are here for you…and you can count on us.
Disclaimer: this by no stretch of the imagination includes my doctor who I think is the bomb…it is a select few at the clinic and the rest are lovely.
Although our staff will have nothing to do with any of the logistics with respect to finding a donor and completing the psych counselling and legal paperwork, we will act as if we have done all the work for you, and will act annoyed when you ask any questions with respect to how things are progressing. We will turn a blind eye to the amount of commitment, both financially and emotionally you have invested into this one attempt, and will ensure you are kept in the dark.
With fresh feelings of grief and loss, you can rest assured our staff will make you feel like you don’t exist and that this treatment is a burden for all of us. We know you will be delighted with this Package that the staff here at the clinic have designed especially for you. We are here for you…and you can count on us.
Disclaimer: this by no stretch of the imagination includes my doctor who I think is the bomb…it is a select few at the clinic and the rest are lovely.
7 comments:
<3 I'll still sock 'em in the nose for you. Or, if you want a visualization, imagine me socking her in the nose. Keep in mind, I'm not very strong, but very flail-y, so it wouldn't be very effective, but it would be very comical.
You're going to get there. You're going to be a mom, I know it.
One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo's nest ... and another one flew right into nurse Ratchet's face ... A punch that is ...
Great post ... take it with you on thursday and show it to her !!
xo
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funny, cuz on my post from a few days ago i had started to refer to the clinic bish as "nurse rached"
gmta.
so what is eta for retrieval?
I think when this is all over you really need to give them the link to your blog. They need to read it from beginning to end. Maybe then they could have some empathy and finally realize what A-holes they have been!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
Not to tell it is more.
Certainly. So happens. Let's discuss this question. Here or in PM.
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